sharky sharky. look, i made a rhyme.

I had a dream last night that I was being dragged into the ocean by a Hammerhead shark. Before it was able to completely drown/eat me, I grabbed a broom that happened to be laying on the beach, and beat the shark in the face until it released me.

I subsequently wrote an internationally best-selling book on how to defeat hammerhead sharks, and gave demonstration seminars for a few years, making millions while ridding the world of those dangerous beasts.

Unfortunately, I woke up, and now I'm at work.