2012 + shut up

Everyone is going crazy about this 2012 Mayan/Edgar Cayce/Apocolyptic bullshit, and all I have to say about it is that it's not going to happen and when 2013 rolls around, I guarantee you that Sarah Palin is going to come out and say "Good job fellow christians, we did it! We saved the world! Y'all prayed hard enough to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and he decided not to drown all of us in the blood of the Virgin Mary. Now vote for me and help me kill anyone with a head scarf!"

I swear to God. Or maybe I swear to Bill Maher.